How do i know the right answer? November 29, 2009

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday,    teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

You dont know my father!! November 29, 2009

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don’t know maths.

Ted : You don’t know my father!

History Subject November 29, 2009

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

狗明星 November 23, 2009

一天，阿瑋帶著自己的寶貝狗「旺旺」到唱片公司試鏡。

音樂響起，旺旺跟著音樂載歌載舞，

老闆看得口瞪目呆， 心想：這一次總算撿到搖錢樹了。

沒想到，這時忽然有一條大狗衝進來，把旺旺銜走了。

老闆著急的問：「怎麼回事？」

阿瑋無奈的表示：「唉！那是牠媽媽，牠媽媽不希望兒子進演藝圈，演藝圈太複雜了！」

老闆：「……」

電腦白癡的堅持 November 23, 2009

貨運公司的阿龍正在用電腦打報表。 老闆走到他身旁，一看到電腦螢幕之後便搖著頭說 ：阿龍啊，雖然電腦是我批准買給你的， 但你也不能把它占為己有嘛！

於是，在老闆的要求下， 阿龍很無奈的，只好把電腦「桌面」上的「我的電腦」 的圖示改成「公司的電腦」！