How do i know the right answer? November 29, 2009

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday,    teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

You dont know my father!! November 29, 2009

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don’t know maths.

Ted : You don’t know my father!

History Subject November 29, 2009

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.