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5days (5.5days) Work Week vs 4days Work Week

laughter — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:47:36 +0000

Why must the world follow one another on the 5days work week or 40-44hours work week?

As we know the world is evolving and has evolved for so long and so far BUT WHY DOES THE 5days WORK WEEK still not evolved??????

Everyone is talking about having a balance work life and family life BUT it is only TALK with No Action!!! Talk is cheap and nobody is leading to walk the talk!!!

Do you Seriously think that you are able to achieve a balance Work & Family life when you are having a 5 or 5.5days Work Week??

Scenario 1: A married employee without kid and Staying or Not Staying with Parents (assuming all children and parents are not handicap)

Work Weekdays: Reached home at average 2030hrs to have meals, rest, unwind, bonding with kids, catch up with the world and SLEEP at midnight!

Rest Day 1 (half day for those 5.5 work week): Bonding with kids

Rest Day 2: Bonding with both family’s parents

Question: WHERE IS the REST DAY for ourself and bonding with our friends and friend’s children??? Wheres is the SLEEPING DAY? So our whole life, we are working for everybody EXCEPT for ourself!!!!! We are the SLAVE for everything and WHO causes all this??? The 5days & 5.5days SYSTEM!!

Scenario 2: A married employee without kid and STAYING with parents

Work Weekdays will still be the same with Scenario 1

Rest Day 1 (half day for those 5.5 work week): Bonding with family 1

Rest Day 2: Bonding with family 2 plus some spare time for love making for the couple

Question: Where is the Rest Day for ourself and SLEEPING DAY?

Scenario 3: A non-married employee

Work Weekdays are the same with Scenario 1

Rest Day 1 (half day for 5.5 work week): SLEEPING DAY

Rest Day 2: Bonding with family & siblings (especially very important if living with handicapped elderlys). Lucky enough, there will be spare time to bond with friends

Question: Where is the REST DAY to find a partner to settle down? Where to find more PERSONAL TIME?

Did the World realised that Two REST DAYS is NOT ENOUGH?

It seems that only the rich ones can achieve more balanced life simply because they do not require to go through the systematic 5days ot 5.5days WORK WEEK.

心跳停7车毁　垃圾车司机猝死

laughter — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:30:28 +0000

心跳停7车毁　垃圾车司机猝死.

How do i know the right answer?

laughter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:52:05 +0000

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

You dont know my father!!

laughter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:45:18 +0000

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don’t know maths.

Ted : You don’t know my father!

History Subject

laughter — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:41:11 +0000

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

狗明星

laughter — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:33:52 +0000

一天，阿瑋帶著自己的寶貝狗「旺旺」到唱片公司試鏡。

音樂響起，旺旺跟著音樂載歌載舞，

老闆看得口瞪目呆，心想：這一次總算撿到搖錢樹了。

沒想到，這時忽然有一條大狗衝進來，把旺旺銜走了。

老闆著急的問：「怎麼回事？」

阿瑋無奈的表示：「唉！那是牠媽媽，牠媽媽不希望兒子進演藝圈，演藝圈太複雜了！」

老闆：「……」

電腦白癡的堅持

laughter — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:23:47 +0000

貨運公司的阿龍正在用電腦打報表。老闆走到他身旁，一看到電腦螢幕之後便搖著頭說：阿龍啊，雖然電腦是我批准買給你的，但你也不能把它占為己有嘛！

於是，在老闆的要求下，阿龍很無奈的，只好把電腦「桌面」上的「我的電腦」的圖示改成「公司的電腦」！

laughter — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:54:00 +0000

laughter — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:48:00 +0000

#11 – 买西瓜

laughter — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:33:55 +0000

肯定甜，不甜不收钱”

“哦。那就帮我挑一个不甜的吧！”

“。。。。。。。。”